And some people are irritated by having a comfortable life so they just try too hard to create problems out of nowhere." --aridrawzstuff "Software is eating the world - and spitting most of it back out again looking slightly chewed, bjbaji soggy and half-eaten, as it moves on to the next thing that you used to be able to rely on." --Mary Branscombe "A lie can go halfway 'round the world while the truth sits behind a paywall." --Matthew Green "All project requests for plutonium will be submitted for my personal approval going forward, effective immediately. Barry Goldwater "Celebrated Shavuot as God intended: By dipping pickled jalapeños in nacho cheese at the ball park." --Elle Armageddon "Conservatives will say stuff like 'Pizza Hut has gone woke now.' But then you google what they did and it's something like asking people to stop eating the little plastic table that comes with the pizza." --@MNateShyamalan "As much as the 'woke' narrative on the right grates me it is nice that we now have an instant 'oh, this guy is fucking crazy' word. The second someone says 'woke' I know they're talking out of their ass." --@bwonsamdeez "Realistically, a padlock on a file cabinet would not slow down people who can break into nuclear silos all that much." --@thesle3p "Propaganda is based on the idea that if you just say it, people will believe it." --Barb McQuade "To the people saying, 'Where's the nuance?!'' Folks, it's a tweet, not a thesis." --Dr.