Blue Heron "That looks like someone put wings on a panel truck. For serial killers in a hurry or something." --Puella Vulnerata, on the Short SC.7 Skyvan "Only an idiot (or someone with no principles) designs a system so that they go to jail or break their principles." --Philip Hallam-Baker "Fuck them. Fuck their freedom. I want my freedom to live. I want to get out of the house. I want to go next door and play chess. I want to go take some pictures. This is bullshit." --Howard Stern, Casino Elon on antivaxxers "Computer science belongs under the humanities as applied metaphysics." --Lord Bowlich "You do not need to suffer to be valid." --Goat Sarah "The classic 4chan style trolling techniques have matured to a point to be an ISO certificable mainstream standard. The meme war is definitely a thing." --Niconiconi "I don't use Docker because I know how to install applications." --The Real Lazlo Falconi "Remember during the early stages of the pandemic when the Canadian government endorsed using glory holes to help prevent the spread of covid during sex?" Emily Darling "Friendship in adulthood is just a game of whoever can compartmentalize their never-ending exhaustion long enough to remember to reach out and check in." --Joseph Oteng "Back then we didn't care, we still had imaginations capable of letting go of the idea that perfection even exists in the first place." --@spajtastic, on fen who don't like random stuff being used to make props "In 40 years, I have not encountered so much death in 12 hours, as last night. I imagine this is what a nuclear incident would feel like." --Dr.